Giants Finally Woke Up: Jaxson Dart Arrives, Russell’s Nightmare Leaves!

Being a New York Giants fan basically means living with permanent bad moods. The glory days are long gone, buried under ‘QB sneaks’ and Russell Wilson’s goal-line self-destruction attempts. But hey, finally, there’s a little light at the end of the tunnel—Brian Daboll finally made a smart move. He announced that rookie Jaxson Dart will be starting this Sunday against the Chargers.

A QB change: Giants are planning to start rookie Jaxson Dart on Sunday vs. the Chargers, sources told ESPN. pic.twitter.com/PwYApMCoN7
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 23, 2025

Now, Giants fans actually have a reason for their hearts to beat a little faster. Even the computer knows life would be better without football—

🚨NFL Week 3 Computer Power Rankings🚨

Lot of movement at the top pic.twitter.com/YsIBBBUaIz
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 23, 2025

And honestly, that computer wasn’t wrong. Ever since Ahmad Bradshaw accidentally scored a touchdown in 2012, we’ve basically been living in hell. Rock bottom after rock bottom. Russell Wilson throwing the ball away three times from goal-to-go? Yeah, we’ve seen it all while ripping our hair out in front of the TV.

Now the critics are going to say—“The Chargers defense is elite, throwing Jaxson in there sets him up for failure.”
My answer: Who cares! This team already stinks like dog food. At least let’s see what the kid can do. Maybe he throws a proper pass over the middle without getting a receiver killed, and that alone will make us celebrate.

I can’t watch Russell Wilson’s fake inspirational quotes and those so-called moon balls anymore. They fall 20 yards short like sad fireworks. Honestly, I’d rather have Jameis Winston out there—at least he’s entertaining.

But now, things are different. This is Jaxson’s team.