Sam Darnold! Yes, the same guy everyone used to call a “benchwarmer” just turned into a prime-time superstar. The Seattle Seahawks quarterback is on absolute fire tonight, and the Washington Commanders’ defense looks completely lost trying to stop him.
Leading 21–0 in dominant fashion, Darnold threw his fourth touchdown of the game to Cody White — who easily outran the Commanders’ pathetic defense for another score. It honestly looked like Washington’s defense lost their GPS signal halfway through the play.
SAM DARNOLD FOUR TD PASSES IN THE FIRST HALF.
— NFL (@NFL) November 3, 2025
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That’s right — four touchdown passes in the first half! In prime time! At this point, fans are wondering if Darnold has secretly transformed into some Seattle version of Thor .
The Commanders’ defense? They look less like an NFL unit and more like a group of people accidentally playing hide-and-seek — except the only thing missing is the football and their awareness.
Seattle fans, meanwhile, are absolutely losing it. The “Darnold Era” might just be starting. It’s too early to crown him yet, but after a night like this, it’s clear the guy’s arm might just be magical.
As for Commanders fans? They’re probably turning off their TVs right now saying, “You know what, let’s just watch basketball.”
Bottom line — Sam Darnold didn’t just throw touchdowns tonight; he threw his name right back onto the NFL map. If he keeps playing like this, stopping Seattle will be a real problem.
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