BREAKING: Colts Calling 44-Year-Old Philip Rivers Out of Retirement—Because Why Not? Season Already Wild Enough!
In a move that feels straight out of a Madden Franchise Mode gone wrong, the Indianapolis Colts have apparently decided the best replacement for injured Daniel Jones is… checking notes …a 44-year-old, retired, high-school-football-coach version of Philip Rivers. Yes, really. With Jones done for the year after tearing his Achilles, the Colts didn’t just dig […]